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November 20, 2008

Mention...

I though it was worth to mention it... just words....

March 06, 2008

My Finalized SpaceTime Theory

After reading countless discussions about the day inconsistency and working feverishly to find where our timeline might be wrong, and coming up short, I decided to re-evaluate the situation. And this idea popped into my head. At the very fundamental core of the situation there is one detail that has apparently been taken for granted - that the conversation between Jack and Sayid (and the conversation between Dan and Desmondo for that matter) was in sync. But what if it wasn't?

Applying the concept of bending space time (which is different from time travel. yes. it really is.) through a vacuum like a wormhole creates the concept of faster-than-light travel. In theory this means you can technically go "back in time" or "forward in time" when traveling through this wormhole. Everything in the wormhole is bent. Even light. And radio waves are on the same spectrum as light. So if light can be bent in a wormhole, so can radio waves. So where am I going with this?

When the rocket was launced for Daniel's test it arrived 31 minutes later than the quoted impact time from Regina. And I assume that in Sayid and Desmondo's eyes that's probably around the amount of time the flight from the island to the freighter took. They were low on fuel so the trip could not have been all that long. But I am only assuming on this part.

But when they land on the frieghter the time of day seems earlier than the time that they left. That is because I believe they traveled "backward" through the wormhole and ended at a point that is two days before they left. This could be thought of as the mouth of the wormhole. It's light and time operate at the "normal" level. But once you enter the wormhole time "speeds up" as you approach the center of the throat of the hole. Making the Island (which I belive is smack dab in the middle of the wormhole) at the point where all elements of the wormhole (space, time, etc) are moving at their fastest speed. So why did the rocket arrive so much quicker than the helicopter in terms of Island time?

This I believe is because of relative speed. When you travel through a wormhole the effect of "time traveling" is determined by your speed. Your speed relative to the speed that the wormhole is making everything else move at is what determines how "quickly" you get from point A to point B. A rocket travels considerably faster to a helicopter. So a rocket could traverse the same distance of the wormhole quicker than a helicopter. Since the rocket's speed is very high relative to the the wormhole it can move through it very very quickly. In my thoery this is saying that if the rocket had a mind it would percieve it's trip as taking only a few seconds (the time that Regina counts down over the radio) but it is moving relative to the bent time so it "travels through time" two days into the "future" that is at the throat of the wormhole. The clocks being different shows the difference in time relative to the speed of the rocket. Let's say a rocket is traveling at 100 mph (i know, not realistic but just for example). The speed of light is 186,000 mps (estimated). At 80 miles off shore the rocket would take 48 minutes to get there. (.8 * 60). But if the rocket reached a speed that, relative to the space surrounding it (the wormhole), was faster than the speed of light, let's say 190,000 mps then the rocket would travel that same 80 miles in less than a second. But I'm getting ahead of myself. And in fear of rambling I'll get to the point.

If when Sayid called Jack it was, indeed, December 24, 2004, if the radio waves travelled in a similar fashion through the wormhole Sayid would be communicating "into the future" so to speak. His radio waves would travel faster than the speed of light through the wormhole and reach the island in what would appear to be a simultaneous fashion. To him it would appear to be only microseconds for the transmission to take place, because of his relative speed to the wormhole. But those radio waves were in actuality traveling faster than light through the wormhole to a point where time was moving much faster relative to the wormhole. Or as we have seen, almost a full day and a half farther along in time. And when Jack answered back his waves traveled the same way back through the wormhole into "the past" on the outside where time was moving as we know it in the real world. Their conversation wasn't in sync the way our would be if I picked up a phone and called you right now. Because our time is the same relative to each other. What was happening was the equivalent of if I picked up a phone, dialed and it tood a day and a half to reach you, and when you said hello that took another day and a half to get back to me! But since the communication travels through a wormhole it speeds up to a point where the conversation seems in sync.

The helicopter travels at a much slower speed than a rocket, so instead of only having a 31 minute time fux it had a day and a half time flux. Even though the trip itself only seemed to take a few minutes or hours. Had Sayid thrown a paper airplane out of the helicopter and it flew it's way back to the Island (Sayid can do this, because Sayid can do anything he puts his mind to) it's speed would have been even slower, and would have probably taken 8 or 10 "Island day" to get back to the beach. But when Sayid got to the frieghter he used a communication medium that propegates faster than even the rocket travels. So fast that there is no delay. This would explain how the Island can also recieve and send signals through the wormhole...because their speed is so fast relative to the wormhole that communication seems instantaneous.

If this theory is correct then it's not "time travel" as we know it. It's not stepping through time and being in two places at once. It's time manipulation. Bending of space time. The Island isn't a future or a past, it's present time bent so that it moves faster. Sayid isn't calling Jack from "the past". He isn't in two places at once. December 23rd on the frieghter isn't December 23rd on the Island. The Island doesn't technically have a date and time. It's date and time is manipulated by the wormhole. December 23rd on the frieghter is a time constant, and when it enters the wormhole is accelerates to a point that seems further along. In other words it moves time so quickly that time appears to move forward to what we have catalogued as December 25th.

I need a break and I want to see what others think about this. It's a lot of crap to digest and you might like it, you might not. But to me it explains the day inconsistency, off-Island communication, and the time delay in traveling. In a bit here, if it's well recieved, I'll explain how I apply this theory to Desmondo's "time traveling" and why he wasn't really "traveling" in the way we use the word and understanding.

March 28, 2007

hahhahaha -0wned

this stewie kills me... :P

October 04, 2006

En Liquidación!

Update

They just lost 0 - 4 ... OMG!!!!

October 02, 2006

Resigning with style

Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!

Dear Mr Pilgrim

As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and myself during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time. You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is.

Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation; however I have a few parting thoughts.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favourites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favourably by the administration.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your mothers birthday", you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please. I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public.

Never fuck with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

Sincerely

Adrian Barragan

September 28, 2006

Male Restroom Etiquette

June 30, 2006

that's all folks

Well, I can’t believe it. I am naturally in shock after this, but.... That's how the story goes. Shure argentina lost his goalkeeper but, I still think Pekerman could have done a more offensive game.
Also I have to say, Argentina missed his penalties kicks in a awfull way.
Sometimes when something is not ment to be, i would never be...
All i have left to say is... GO BRASIL!!!!